Because prudence demands it...

I'm not always one to cater to the T&A factor for a cheap thrill at a blog post, but all I've heard for weeks is why oh WHY can't we have anything that caters to people who have a fetish for Urban Cowboy and 9 1/2 Weeks?

Don't say I'm remiss in giving it my all for those perverts in need:

I go back in my memories to the time when my little sister had the 45 RPM single for Kylie's rendition of "Loco-Motion," and how horrible a travesty it was upon the music industry.

Sis, I take it all back. Whoda thunk that Australian bubble gum popster would have been such a hottie?

George W would have had this hanging in the Oval Office...

The stupid: Piece of right-wing fine art and neo-conservative spank material.

The awesome: Frame-by-frame counterargument for the cognitive dissonance in the original piece.

I am all for an artist putting brush to canvas to communicate their art and message, but must we cater to the PNAC so completely?